Guinea Pig Robs Bank by MR and MK

 Earlier last night, Bell Bank was robbed by, (as detectives have informed us) none other than the bank’s own maskot Chubby the guinea pig, footprints were found leading out of one of the bank’s main vaults, video footage shows Chubby leaving the vault with a large sack of gold, “Chubby’s super-guinea-pig strength was caused by experiments that were performed on him as a young guinea pig.” says Tom Bell the owner of Bell Bank.  According to Tina Chris, the bank’s manager, Chubby did not show up to work, nor was he in his cage today.  Local authorities are asking citizens in the area to remember to lock up all their valuable belongings, as Chubby is still on the loose.  “I encourage you not to worry” said Tim Timothy, the town’s mayor “if you do see Chubby do not approach him, please call local authorities,  if you have any information on Chubby, please call this number: 503-150 and you will receive a $1 sextillion reward.” 

Chubby is small and chubby, he has white fur and red eyes.  We encourage you not to look directly into Chubby’s eyes, as they will melt your soul with cuteness.  Stay safe, and remember to call in if you see Chubby.