Bit of Food Becomes Next J. K. Rowling! by GW & EC

In Wyoming, in a house there lives a bit of food that has written New York bestselling books.

Books include:

Pizza and the Catsup Stone
Pizza and the Cheese of Secrets
Pizza and the Prisoner of Dough
Pizza and the Ramen Tournament
Pizza and the Order of the Toppings
Pizza and the Pineapple Prince

Pizza and the Pepperoni Hallows

Fans are swarming their house wanting their autograph and its picture, or even a picture with it. We needed 102 police to block its house and to only let in one person at a time.
Finally, we found that its name was S. P. Aghetti. Plus he is writing more and better books.
We are trying to figure out what the next book will be called.